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"hello. i'm caroline."

hello. i'm caroline.
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"i'm a writer and i like making stuff."

i'm a writer and i like making stuff.
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to date, i've turned people into presents for JETBLUE,
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created NFTs for ALZHEIMER'S,
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recruited a guinea pig for NETFLIX,
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poked fun at Bushwick for VITAMINWATER,
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made a compilation album for TILLAMOOK,
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written the tagline for VIRGIN GALACTIC,
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thought up nasty surprises for KB HOME,
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dreamed up mini audiobooks for IKEA,
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got a boxer to punch himself for US CELLULAR,
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built a giant chicken for REDBULL,
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and traded bites with strangers for FUN.